- Picture Books
- Ages 2–5
- Comedy
I Just Ate My Friend
A little monster eats his only friend, then sets off to find a new one, with hilariously macabre results. A bright, deadpan, subversive picture book with a wickedly funny twist.
- Best for2–5
- FormatPicture
- Length32 pp
- Read aloud~6 min
The vibe
What it’s like.
Style
- Conversational
- Comedic
- Repetitive
Tone
- Funny
- Silly
- Absurdist
- Dark
Themes
Experience meters
What’s it about?
The story.
A round yellow creature has a small confession to make: he just ate his friend. He was a good friend, but now he is gone, so the little monster goes looking for a replacement. The trouble is, everyone he asks is wrong somehow: one is too big, one is too small, one is too scary, and one already has plenty of friends of its own. Alone in the dark and increasingly desperate, our hungry hero learns the hard way that friends are not so easy to come by, especially once you've eaten yours. Heidi McKinnon's debut is a masterclass in dry wit, pairing spare, understated text with bold, glowing illustrations against inky backgrounds. Deliciously macabre and genuinely laugh-out-loud, with a final twist that lands perfectly, it is a subversive treat for small children who like their humour a little bit naughty.
“I just ate my friend. He was a good friend. But now he is gone.”
Fit check
Right for your child?
Where it lands by age
A quick, funny read-aloud for 2-5s, with minimal text that new readers of 5-7 can tackle alone. Its humour is gently dark, so best for children who enjoy a naughty joke rather than the most sensitive listeners.
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- Best fit · 2–5
- Read aloud · 2–6
- Independent · 5–7
Prose load
Minimal
Visual support
Very high
Reluctant-reader friendly
Very
Read-aloud quality
Excellent
Works well for
- Reading aloud
- Reading together
- Gift-buying
- Reluctant readers
Nothing in the book is likely to concern most parents. Safe to recommend without preview.
Bedtime suitability
3 / 5 · Workable
Sensitive-child
4 / 5 · Good fit
Graphic intensity
1 / 5 · None
Best for
- Funny
- Read aloud
- Monsters
- Reluctant readers
Avoid if
- Dislikes dark humour
Particularly good for children who are…
- Making friends
- Reluctant reader
Why it lands
Why they love it.
Why kids love it
The cheeky, awful admission on the very first page hooks children immediately, and the parade of unsuitable new friends is very funny. The dark, silly humour and the sharp final twist make it a book they beg to hear again.
- Trickery and cleverness
Why parents love it
A short, punchy read-aloud with an unforgettable dry voice and striking neon-on-black artwork. It rewards the deadpan delivery and lands a perfect comic twist, making it fun for the grown-up reading it aloud too.
- Shared humour
- Quick to read
- Indie gem discovery
About the author & illustrator
Heidi McKinnon.
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