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I Just Ate My Friend
Heidi McKinnon
Picture · ages 2–5

I Just Ate My Friend

Written and illustrated by Heidi McKinnon

Top giftableAdults love it tooEndlessly rereadable

A little monster eats his only friend, then sets off to find a new one, with hilariously macabre results. A bright, deadpan, subversive picture book with a wickedly funny twist.

  • Best for2–5
  • FormatPicture
  • Length32 pp
  • Read aloud~6 min

The vibe

What it’s like.

Style

  • Conversational
  • Comedic
  • Repetitive

Tone

  • Funny
  • Silly
  • Absurdist
  • Dark

Themes

On the pagefriendship, monsters, eating, loneliness

Experience meters

Energy2/ 5
Humour5/ 5
Scariness1/ 5
Peril1/ 5
Wonder2/ 5
Cosiness2/ 5
Emotional intensity2/ 5
Conceptual intensity1/ 5

What’s it about?

The story.

A round yellow creature has a small confession to make: he just ate his friend. He was a good friend, but now he is gone, so the little monster goes looking for a replacement. The trouble is, everyone he asks is wrong somehow: one is too big, one is too small, one is too scary, and one already has plenty of friends of its own. Alone in the dark and increasingly desperate, our hungry hero learns the hard way that friends are not so easy to come by, especially once you've eaten yours. Heidi McKinnon's debut is a masterclass in dry wit, pairing spare, understated text with bold, glowing illustrations against inky backgrounds. Deliciously macabre and genuinely laugh-out-loud, with a final twist that lands perfectly, it is a subversive treat for small children who like their humour a little bit naughty.

I just ate my friend. He was a good friend. But now he is gone.

The opening line

Fit check

Right for your child?

Where it lands by age

A quick, funny read-aloud for 2-5s, with minimal text that new readers of 5-7 can tackle alone. Its humour is gently dark, so best for children who enjoy a naughty joke rather than the most sensitive listeners.

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  • Best fit · 2–5
  • Read aloud · 2–6
  • Independent · 5–7

Prose load

Minimal

Visual support

Very high

Reluctant-reader friendly

Very

Read-aloud quality

Excellent

Works well for

  • Reading aloud
  • Reading together
  • Gift-buying
  • Reluctant readers
Low sensitivityNo content warnings

Nothing in the book is likely to concern most parents. Safe to recommend without preview.

Bedtime suitability

3 / 5 · Workable

Sensitive-child

4 / 5 · Good fit

Graphic intensity

1 / 5 · None

Best for

  • Funny
  • Read aloud
  • Monsters
  • Reluctant readers

Avoid if

  • Dislikes dark humour

Particularly good for children who are…

  • Making friends
  • Reluctant reader

Why it lands

Why they love it.

Why kids love it

The cheeky, awful admission on the very first page hooks children immediately, and the parade of unsuitable new friends is very funny. The dark, silly humour and the sharp final twist make it a book they beg to hear again.

  • Trickery and cleverness

Why parents love it

A short, punchy read-aloud with an unforgettable dry voice and striking neon-on-black artwork. It rewards the deadpan delivery and lands a perfect comic twist, making it fun for the grown-up reading it aloud too.

  • Shared humour
  • Quick to read
  • Indie gem discovery

About the author & illustrator

Heidi McKinnon.

HM

Heidi McKinnon

Writer & illustrator

Bio coming soon.

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