- Picture Books
- Ages 2–6
- Comedy

Shh! We Have a Plan
Part of the Chris Haughton universeOpen the collection
Three people have a plan to catch a bird. Ready, and... the bird flies away. A small child just says hello. Chris Haughton's most quietly subversive book, funny, perfectly repetitive, and with a gentle moral that lands without ever being announced.
- Best for2–6
- FormatPicture
- Length32 pp
- Read aloud~6 min
The vibe
What it’s like.
Style
- Repetitive
- Conversational
- Comedic
Tone
- Funny
- Silly
- Gentle
- Suspenseful
- Absurdist
- Warm
Themes
Experience meters
What’s it about?
The story.
Three people are in the woods with a plan: they are going to catch a beautiful bird. Shh. Carefully now. Ready... and the bird flies away. This happens again. And again. A small child who is also present doesn't have a plan, she says hello to the bird, and offers it bread, and the bird comes and sits on her hand. Chris Haughton uses minimalist repetition to build the comedy: each failed attempt is identically structured, the three planners increasingly frustrated, the child getting better results through pure kindness and no strategy at all. The message, coercion versus connection; the futility of elaborate plans when gentleness would do, is delivered with enough lightness that it works purely as comedy for young readers while resonating differently for adults. Haughton's backgrounds are rich dark forest illustrations that reward looking; the visual storytelling carries more than the very sparse text. A classroom read-aloud standard that benefits from being read to a group where children shout out what's about to happen. His most subversive book, and one of his most satisfying.
Fit check
Right for your child?
Where it lands by age
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- Best fit · 2–6
- Read aloud · 2–7
- Independent · 5–7
Prose load
Minimal
Visual support
Very high
Reluctant-reader friendly
Very
Read-aloud quality
Excellent
Works well for
- Reading aloud
- Reading together
- Gift-buying
- Reluctant readers
Nothing in the book is likely to concern most parents. Safe to recommend without preview.
Bedtime suitability
3 / 5 · Workable
Sensitive-child
5 / 5 · Good fit
Graphic intensity
1 / 5 · None
Best for
- Classroom read aloud
- Laugh out loud
- Kindness themes
- Gift book
- Read aloud
Avoid if
No common reasons to avoid this one — a rare clean sweep on the sensitivity flags.
Particularly good for children who are…
- Making friends
- Anger management
In the classroom
How it works in school.
A funny, suspenseful read-aloud with a repeated refrain — great for joining in and predicting, with a gentle nudge about kindness.
A book children love that happens to support school — never a stand-in for the texts a class is taught with. Reviewed for the classroom · June 2026.
Why it lands
Why they love it.
Why kids love it
The specific delight is the plan never working — three hunters tiptoeing through the forest with elaborate bird-catching strategies, the bird flying away every time, the small child simply saying hello and getting it to land. The Haughton where kindness wins by accident.
- Animal companions
- Trickery and cleverness
- Adventure and freedom
- Making a difference
Why parents love it
The Chris Haughton designed to read in a stage-whisper — comic timing exquisite, the kindness-vs-coercion message delivered without ever being announced. Classroom read-aloud standard. The most subversive Haughton.
- Shared humour
- Beautiful illustrations
- Conversation starter
- Quick to read
About the author & illustrator
Chris Haughton.
If you liked this
Three ways out of this book.
If you liked this, try…
Lateral matches. Same shelf, different texture.
Come into this from…
Easier or preparing reads — perfect lead-ins.
Where to go next…
Escalation reads — a step up in scale, silliness, or stakes.
More like this…
Books that share themes and topics with this one.
Where you’ll find it
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Buy or borrow
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