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Picture · ages 2–6

Shh! We Have a Plan

Written and illustrated by Chris Haughton

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Top giftableEndlessly rereadable

Three people have a plan to catch a bird. Ready, and... the bird flies away. A small child just says hello. Chris Haughton's most quietly subversive book, funny, perfectly repetitive, and with a gentle moral that lands without ever being announced.

  • Best for2–6
  • FormatPicture
  • Length32 pp
  • Read aloud~6 min
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The vibe

What it’s like.

Style

  • Repetitive
  • Conversational
  • Comedic

Tone

  • Funny
  • Silly
  • Gentle
  • Suspenseful
  • Absurdist
  • Warm

Themes

On the pageplan, bird, capture, kindness, forest

Experience meters

Energy3/ 5
Humour5/ 5
Scariness1/ 5
Peril1/ 5
Wonder3/ 5
Cosiness2/ 5
Emotional intensity1/ 5
Conceptual intensity1/ 5

What’s it about?

The story.

Three people are in the woods with a plan: they are going to catch a beautiful bird. Shh. Carefully now. Ready... and the bird flies away. This happens again. And again. A small child who is also present doesn't have a plan, she says hello to the bird, and offers it bread, and the bird comes and sits on her hand. Chris Haughton uses minimalist repetition to build the comedy: each failed attempt is identically structured, the three planners increasingly frustrated, the child getting better results through pure kindness and no strategy at all. The message, coercion versus connection; the futility of elaborate plans when gentleness would do, is delivered with enough lightness that it works purely as comedy for young readers while resonating differently for adults. Haughton's backgrounds are rich dark forest illustrations that reward looking; the visual storytelling carries more than the very sparse text. A classroom read-aloud standard that benefits from being read to a group where children shout out what's about to happen. His most subversive book, and one of his most satisfying.

Fit check

Right for your child?

Where it lands by age

  • 1
  • 3
  • 5
  • 7
  • 9
  • 11
  • 13
  • Best fit · 2–6
  • Read aloud · 2–7
  • Independent · 5–7

Prose load

Minimal

Visual support

Very high

Reluctant-reader friendly

Very

Read-aloud quality

Excellent

Works well for

  • Reading aloud
  • Reading together
  • Gift-buying
  • Reluctant readers
Low sensitivityNo content warnings

Nothing in the book is likely to concern most parents. Safe to recommend without preview.

Bedtime suitability

3 / 5 · Workable

Sensitive-child

5 / 5 · Good fit

Graphic intensity

1 / 5 · None

Best for

  • Classroom read aloud
  • Laugh out loud
  • Kindness themes
  • Gift book
  • Read aloud

Avoid if

No common reasons to avoid this one — a rare clean sweep on the sensitivity flags.

Particularly good for children who are…

  • Making friends
  • Anger management

In the classroom

How it works in school.

A funny, suspenseful read-aloud with a repeated refrain — great for joining in and predicting, with a gentle nudge about kindness.

Classroom role

  • Read aloud
  • Discussion and empathy

Good for teaching

  • Prediction

A book children love that happens to support school — never a stand-in for the texts a class is taught with. Reviewed for the classroom · June 2026.

Why it lands

Why they love it.

Why kids love it

The specific delight is the plan never working — three hunters tiptoeing through the forest with elaborate bird-catching strategies, the bird flying away every time, the small child simply saying hello and getting it to land. The Haughton where kindness wins by accident.

  • Animal companions
  • Trickery and cleverness
  • Adventure and freedom
  • Making a difference

Why parents love it

The Chris Haughton designed to read in a stage-whisper — comic timing exquisite, the kindness-vs-coercion message delivered without ever being announced. Classroom read-aloud standard. The most subversive Haughton.

  • Shared humour
  • Beautiful illustrations
  • Conversation starter
  • Quick to read

About the author & illustrator

Chris Haughton.

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Chris Haughton

Writer & illustrator · Ireland · b. 1978

Chris Haughton is an Irish author-illustrator born in Dublin in 1978, whose limited-palette, bright-flat picture books have become a fixture of the gift-shelf and read-aloud end of UK and international children's publishing. Best known for A Bit Lost, Oh No, George!, Shh! We Have a Plan, Goodnight Everyone, Don't Worry, Little Crab, and Maybe…. Haughton's style is graphically distinctive, a small core palette of saturated colours, simplified shapes, strong silhouettes, and his stories are funny, gentle and emotionally precise. Multiple Bologna Ragazzi and BookTrust honours. A reliable picture-book maker for ages 2–6 with serious giftability and strong read-aloud bounce.

More from Chris Haughton

If you liked this

Three ways out of this book.

If you liked this, try…

Lateral matches. Same shelf, different texture.

Come into this from…

Easier or preparing reads — perfect lead-ins.

Where to go next…

Escalation reads — a step up in scale, silliness, or stakes.

Where you’ll find it

On these reading lists.

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