- Picture Books
- Ages 3–7
- Science

Argh! There's a Skeleton Inside You!
Book 2 in Do Not Lick This BookView the full series
Two hapless aliens, Quort and Oort, need hands to fix their spaceship, so they grow some, layer by layer, giving young readers a hilarious interactive tour of bones, muscles and everything that makes a human body work.
- Best for3–7
- FormatPicture
- Length32 pp
- Read aloud~6 min
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The vibe
What it’s like.
Style
- Second person
- Conversational
- Comedic
Tone
- Funny
- Silly
- Whimsical
Themes
Experience meters
What’s it about?
The story.
Quort and Oort are two friendly aliens whose spaceship has broken down on the way to their friend Kevin's birthday party, and they urgently need a hand, except they don't have any hands. So they decide to build one. From the creators of Do Not Lick This Book comes another gloriously silly, interactive science picture book that assembles the human body piece by piece: first the skeleton, then muscles, skin and everything in between. Idan Ben-Barak's participatory text asks readers to help out at every stage, while Julian Frost's bright, comic illustrations keep the giggles coming as the aliens bumble towards a working hand. It's a joyfully daft way to introduce anatomy to the very young, turning bones and body parts into a laugh-out-loud team effort that rewards being read aloud and pored over again and again.
Fit check
Right for your child?
Where it lands by age
A silly, interactive read-aloud that suits 3-7s, with the anatomy labels rewarding new readers up to around 8. Completely gentle in content, so it works for any child, and the join-in humour makes it one to reach for again and again.
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- Best fit · 3–7
- Read aloud · 3–7
- Independent · 5–8
Prose load
Light
Visual support
Very high
Reluctant-reader friendly
Very
Read-aloud quality
Excellent
Works well for
- Reading aloud
- Reading together
- Reluctant readers
Nothing in the book is likely to concern most parents. Safe to recommend without preview.
Bedtime suitability
2 / 5 · Better outside bedtime
Sensitive-child
5 / 5 · Good fit
Graphic intensity
1 / 5 · None
Best for
- Curious kids
- Funny read aloud
- Science lovers
- Interactive books
Avoid if
- Wants narrative story
- Wants calm bedtime
Particularly good for children who are…
- Interested in science
Why it lands
Why they love it.
Why kids love it
The idea that there is a whole skeleton hiding inside you is deliciously creepy and fascinating, and helping clueless aliens Quort and Oort build a body layer by layer makes children feel like the clever ones. The party mishap keeps it silly from start to finish.
- Secret world
- Trickery and cleverness
Why parents love it
A microbiologist's second romp turns bones, muscles and skin into an interactive team-build with two bumbling aliens. It reads aloud with real comic timing, invites the listener to join in, and slips genuine body science past children who think they're just being silly.
- Educational for adult too
- Shared humour
- Quick to read
In the series
Do Not Lick This Book.
2 books · open the series →
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