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Illustrated · ages 8–11
Coming soon · 6 May 2027

The Rambler's Curse

Written and illustrated by Mikey Please

Book 1 in The Café at the Edge of the Woods: Chapter BooksView the full series

Part of the The Café at the Edge of the Woods universeOpen the collection

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When a human stumbles into the enchanted Wandthorn Woods during a storm, Rene, who thinks humans are monsters, and Glumfoot must find out who the intruders are and stop them before they destroy the world the woodland creatures call home.

  • Best for8–11
  • FormatIllustrated
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The vibe

What it’s like.

Style

  • Conversational
  • Comedic

Tone

  • Funny
  • Adventurous
  • Warm
  • Whimsical

Themes

On the pageenchanted woods, cafe, humans, magical creatures, curse

Experience meters

Energy4/ 5
Humour4/ 5
Scariness2/ 5
Peril3/ 5
Wonder4/ 5
Cosiness3/ 5
Emotional intensity2/ 5
Conceptual intensity2/ 5

What’s it about?

The story.

Life is wonderful for Rene and Glumfoot at the Cafe at the Edge of the Woods, until the night a storm blows something dreadful across the threshold: a human. To Rene, humans are monsters, plain and simple. And when Glumfoot discovers that humans have been venturing deeper into the enchanted Wandthorn Woods, threatening the lives of every creature who lives there, the two friends realise they cannot simply hope the danger passes. Setting out on a mission to uncover who the intruders are, what they want and how to stop them, Rene and Glumfoot must face the woods' secrets, and Rene's own fixed ideas, if they are to save everything they hold dear. The first book in a brand-new trilogy set in the beloved, award-winning world of The Cafe at the Edge of the Woods, this is a funny, exciting and warm-hearted adventure, illustrated throughout with Mikey Please's striking black-and-white artwork.

Fit check

Right for your child?

Where it lands by age

An illustrated chapter book for readers of 8-11 and a great read-aloud from about 7, with plentiful artwork easing the move into longer stories. There is adventure and peril but nothing graphic, so it suits most confident younger readers.

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  • Best fit · 8–11
  • Read aloud · 7–10
  • Independent · 8–11

Prose load

Moderate

Visual support

High

Reluctant-reader friendly

Very

Read-aloud quality

Strong

Works well for

  • Reading aloud
  • Reading together
  • Gift-buying
  • Reluctant readers
Low sensitivityNo content warnings

Nothing in the book is likely to concern most parents. Safe to recommend without preview.

Bedtime suitability

2 / 5 · Better outside bedtime

Sensitive-child

4 / 5 · Good fit

Graphic intensity

1 / 5 · None

Best for

  • Funny adventure
  • Magical creatures
  • Woodland stories
  • Illustrated fiction fans

Avoid if

  • Wants calm bedtime
  • Wants realistic stories

Why it lands

Why they love it.

Why kids love it

Flipping the usual story so that humans are the scary monsters is a brilliant twist, and Rene and Glumfoot make a hilarious double act. Uncovering who the intruders in Wandthorn Woods really are, and how to stop them, makes for a proper page-turning adventure.

  • Adventure and freedom
  • Secret world
  • Going on a quest
  • Animal companions

Why parents love it

Mikey Please's black-and-white artwork threads all the way through, making this an inviting step up into longer fiction. The story is genuinely funny and exciting, with a light thread about looking after wild places and questioning who the real monsters are.

  • Shared humour
  • Beautiful illustrations
  • Great writing

About the author & illustrator

Mikey Please.

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Mikey Please

Writer & illustrator · United Kingdom

Mikey Please is a British author-illustrator and animator best known to children's-book readers as the creator of The Café at the Edge of the Woods and The Cave Downwind of the Café, gently-funny picture books in a slightly retro children's-book tradition. Please is also an Oscar-shortlisted animator (The Eagleman Stag), and his picture-book voice carries that animation-trained sense of character timing and visual storytelling. A reliable contemporary UK picture-book maker for ages 4–7 in the gentle-funny register.

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