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Graphic · ages 9–12

The Unpetables

Written and illustrated by Dennis Messner

Book 1 in The UnpetablesView the full series

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Pigmund the pig and Lizardo the iguana grew up in a petting zoo and have had ENOUGH. They break out to become 'freelance pets' with one unbreakable rule: NO MORE PETTING. A fast, funny diary-and-comics romp for fans of Dog Man and Wimpy Kid.

  • Best for9–12
  • FormatGraphic
  • Length88 pp
  • Read aloud~41 min
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The vibe

What it’s like.

Style

  • Comedic
  • Epistolary
  • Conversational

Tone

  • Funny
  • Silly
  • Irreverent
  • Adventurous

Themes

On the pagepets, friendship, escape, petting zoo

Experience meters

Energy4/ 5
Humour5/ 5
Scariness1/ 5
Peril2/ 5
Wonder1/ 5
Cosiness2/ 5
Emotional intensity2/ 5
Conceptual intensity2/ 5

What’s it about?

The story.

Pigmund Isadore Pigmund is a pig who grew up in Uncle Milo's All-Natural Petting Zoo, writing his life story on paper plates. His best friend, Lizardo Van Buren Van Halen, is an iguana born in the very same place. After one too many sticky-fingered strangers, the two declare themselves THE UNPETABLES, available for temporary work as freelance pets, with a single non-negotiable rule: NO MORE PETTING. So begins a madcap escape by train and chickens, with Maintenance Man Kenny hot on their trail and a wide-open world of freelance opportunity ahead. Told in a giddy mix of paper-plate diary entries and black-and-white comics, Dennis Messner's debut has the fast, silly, keep-turning energy of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Dog Man and Timmy Failure, with a retro comic-strip sensibility all its own. Kirkus calls it 'hog wild hilarity.' Beneath the gags is a genuinely warm story about friendship, freedom and deciding who you want to be, an irresistible hook for reluctant readers and comics fans alike.

Fit check

Right for your child?

Where it lands by age

A fast, funny graphic novel for 9-12s reading independently, with strong appeal for reluctant readers from around 8. High-energy and silly but low-peril and gentle in content, it is a page-turner rather than a bedtime read.

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  • Best fit · 9–12
  • Read aloud · 8–11
  • Independent · 8–12

Prose load

Light

Visual support

Very high

Reluctant-reader friendly

Very

Read-aloud quality

Workable

Works well for

  • Gift-buying
  • Reluctant readers
Low sensitivityNo content warnings

Nothing in the book is likely to concern most parents. Safe to recommend without preview.

Bedtime suitability

2 / 5 · Better outside bedtime

Sensitive-child

4 / 5 · Good fit

Graphic intensity

1 / 5 · None

Best for

  • Reluctant readers
  • Comic fans
  • Fans of wimpy kid
  • Silly humour

Avoid if

  • Wants gentle quiet story
  • Wants realistic fiction

Particularly good for children who are…

  • Reluctant reader

Why it lands

Why they love it.

Why kids love it

A pig and an iguana who write on paper plates, break out of a petting zoo using chickens and a train, and set up as freelance pets with one rule: NO MORE PETTING. The diary-plus-comics format flies by and every page has a gag.

  • Adventure and freedom
  • Breaking the rules safely
  • Friendship and belonging
  • Trickery and cleverness

Why parents love it

The fast diary-and-comics format that hooks Wimpy Kid and Dog Man fans, with a retro comic-strip wit adults will clock too. Under the hog-wild silliness is a warm story about friendship and choosing your own path, and it is a brilliant gift for a child who says they hate reading.

  • Shared humour
  • Nostalgia
  • Indie gem discovery
  • Quick to read

In the series

The Unpetables.

3 books · open the series →

About the author & illustrator

Dennis Messner.

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Dennis Messner

Writer & illustrator · United States

Dennis Messner is an American author-illustrator whose debut middle-grade series, The Unpetables, follows Pigmund the pig and Lizardo the iguana as they break out of a petting zoo to become freelance pets with one rule: no more petting. Told in a giddy mix of paper-plate diary entries and fast black-and-white comics, the books carry a retro comic-strip sensibility and a joke on nearly every page, landing squarely with fans of Dog Man, Diary of a Wimpy Kid and InvestiGators. Beneath the gags sits a genuinely warm story about friendship and freedom. A former storyboard and animation artist, Messner writes and draws with the reluctant reader firmly in mind, for ages 9 to 12.

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